The ultra-formal, morning wedding at one of the city’s most splendid churches seems populated with pigeons! The "black-and-white-ness" triggers your rebelliousness, and you come dressed in your bespoke light grey suit and this pale purple, lace-patterned tie and waistcoat. Sure, it's not comme-il-faut, and disapproving frowns come your way, but you feel free and dapper as hell.
